⇲ Elf on the shelf with an Annabelle doll
⇲ Hear me out: All the parents struggling on quarantine WHAT IF your Elf on the shelf came back to help monitor your child’s at home schooling as an Emergency Learning Friend or E.L.F. If you will. No need to get creative as this is their off season just here to watch 👀 THOUGHTS? pic.twitter.com/oKlOxWBWS2
⇲ Sits like an elf on the shelf
⇲ so this is what i wrote to my elf on the shelf when we first got it i- 🥺🥺🥺 pic.twitter.com/zBz7vnACAT
⇲ Some people have an elf on the shelf. We have Leeloo the llama. I always find her in a new spot when I come home from work at night. I know of 1 person out there that will definitely know where her name comes from pic.twitter.com/pCO90L1Pn9
⇲ you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for pic.twitter.com/GXMFvCgOTw
⇲ the ghost is like the elf on the shelf
⇲ Bloody el we've been in lockdown a long time elf on the shelf is out playing tricks 😂 pic.twitter.com/cirR8QNqIh
⇲ I'm guessing they're all DEEP in conference.. Dozens of them.. argueing amongst themselves..Trump, being restrained by secret service, screaming " I WANT MY PHONE NOW!.. WHERE'S MY PHONE!"
Pence will be doing his usual elf-on-the-shelf thing.
⇲ My ‘Elf on the Shelf’ just said “fuck it!” He’s convinced no one is going to make it to Xmas, so he is currently on a bender. pic.twitter.com/YpVFom7jr8
⇲ who is stumpy the one legged elf on the shelf?
⇲ These are the moms that get way too into Elf on the Shelf.
⇲ i want noodle akechi but as like, an elf on the shelf.
⇲ Can talk about his knows and cheeks lookin an elf on the shelf😂😭 twitter.com/kxngsameei/sta…
⇲ You elf on the shelf.
⇲ #ElfontheShelf #ChildrensPajamas Set White Red Green Cotton Boys Girls Size 4 ebay.us/V2imOZ via @eBay
⇲ it’s my elf on the shelf pic.twitter.com/NNSYHLVz2M
⇲ elf on the shelf? have they even HEARD of female representation?
⇲ They don’t need a plan.
If @realDonaldTrump gets sick, tweet while coughing, Maybe say stupid things, he always does.
If @VP (the elf on the shelf) gets sick, how will we know unless he dies.
If they both die, the @gop will cover it up as long as they can
Then it’s Nancy time twitter.com/hillreporter/s… pic.twitter.com/S2WbpvVTgz